Digital sholay…really funny to read
Posted on April 16, 2008 | Filed Under Funny Stuff
This thing i got in email from fropper.com its very funny and i liked it a lot.hope you will like it. 
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: ” Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya”.
Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.”
Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?”
Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.”
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia : Starts laughing and says:”Ha ha… thakur ne fresers ko liya ye log programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.”
Veeru shouts: “Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hu! m log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain.”
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: “jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya.”
AT GABBAR’S DEN…
Gabbar: “Kitne bugs the?”
Kaalia: “Do sarkaar.”
Gabbar: “Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho?. Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi… barobar milegi.” [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. “Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?”
Sambaa: “Chhey sarkaar.”
Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai. [logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai… ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?”
Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.”
Gabbar: “To ab documentation kar!” [Logout]
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Samba(thinking): Kalia ko bola tha code karte hua documentation bhi kar…… sun leta toh bach jata …