funny comparison between love marriage and arrange marriage

Posted on November 26, 2009 | Filed Under Computers, Funny Stuff, love, Relationships 4 Comments

Love Marriage

Arranged Marriage

Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
Family system hangs because hardware (calledParents ) is not responding.
Compatible with hardware (Parents).
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.
Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive…. Yet one never knows when it will crash…. if crashes that’s the end
Arranged Marriage is like Unix…. Boring n colorless… but still extremely reliable n robust. May crash but easy to recover

Comments

  • rajitha

    wahh wat lovely comparison enjoyed reading it yaar…….

  • mayur kamble

    nice post. thanks.

  • http://satwant.tk Satwant Hundal

    Comparison is great.
    In Oject oriented Approach its not necessary to fix a function..many times u have to change yourself and try to fit with other object.

    In current era … :) ……… hardware is no bar…………… hardware need to to compatible with all systems if they need to survive ………..

    In each case its Subjects which run their life………. Hardware is just a combination to mark some boundaries for all good……………

    Needs change the duties and duties change the feelings……… So SRS no inbuilt features stand forever……… only those who make them self compatible with changes….. for them and Processors and Motherboards( Partners….)

    Window is beautiful and seductive….. .. temporary beauti and false seduction …… u not going to find it beautiful when it going to show various error messages, virus…. u try to go back to stable state but ….. in the end u know u need to format it….. which remove all you settings and preferences and profile changes……..

    yeah unix is ……. true boring and colorless …….. but u know why it like this……… so u can change it from core…. store your preference and setting to its base… so is something goes wrong……. restore back to your preference point to start again……….

  • http://hemantgore.weebly.com Hemantkumar V. Gore

    Very nice post but one question in mind. Which O.S. you like to use?